Today I'm playing along. Here goes:
You moved out on January 31st. Your Ford Expedition is STILL sitting in my driveway. Stop telling my husband that "you're calling to get it towed today" or that "your son will pick it up". Get off your a** and get rid of your truck. Otherwise, I get to send you a very nasty letter and if you don't pick it up, I get to SELL YOUR TRUCK. I want to sell my damn house, so get rid of the truck. ASAP.
Hugs and Kisses, Your Landlord
If you tell me one more time that I don't do anything for you and that I don't love you, I will seriously lose my mind. Drop the attitude. My entire life revolves around you. I really wish you would FIGURE THAT OUT and stop being such a brat.
Hugs and Kisses, Your Mama
Why must you take out every toy and strew them all over the living room? Every toy? Really? I wouldn't mind so much if I could EVER put something away without you taking them right back out again. I'm tired of tripping over the toys.
Hugs and Kisses,Your Mama
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